Don't Hands Me Bro!

North Carolina Tarheels (#1 Seed)

Tyler Hansbrough
(HANDS-bro)

Senior

Forward

6'9"/ 250 lbs.








Another staple of the nauseating coverage known as UNC Basketball. (Why do all the major networks give us a major dose of them every year?) Tyler Hansbrough is last years National Player of the year. Hands-Bro, is how its pronounced, seems to get the most calls I've ever seen in College Basketball since I've been alive. The man bowls his way through everyone around him and still gets the call to go his way. He quite possibly could be the biggest winer in College Basketball as well because when he does bowl through the other team and does not get a call he wines to the official.

But one thing the CSN Blog likes about Hands-Bro, is the outstanding faces he seems to make during every single game. See Upper left picture for more details. He does faces only a mother could love.

Tonight Hands-bro and his UNC teamates will take on the Michigan State spartans in a rematch of a game earlier this year. In that game on Dec. 3rd Hands-bro had 25pts and 11 boards. But, this time around he'll have to face this guy:

Goran Suton
(GORE-on SUE-tahn)

Redshirt Senior

Center

6'10"/ 245lbs.



Goran did a descent job containing Thabeet on Saturday. Now, he is the taller man against the smaller Hands-bro.

My pick for the Championship game is UNC wins by 8 or 9 when Suton gets in foul trouble leading him to shout at the ref: "Don't Hands Me Bro!"

This concludes my series on NCAA Tournament names. Wednesday we'll begin to look at some College Baseball names and some MLB names for a couple of weeks.